found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She told me I should be a condom model.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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