Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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