I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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