Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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