im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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