my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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