Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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