32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
