When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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