So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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