Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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