I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He better not be in your backpack
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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