what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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