I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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