I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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