I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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