I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize