I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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