she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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