did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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