But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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