why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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