did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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