I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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