Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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