dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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