he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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