Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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