i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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