actually, I'm a sock model
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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