she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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