fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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