he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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