from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I've blown a few things in my day
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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