speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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