You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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