i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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