I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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