No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
This house was built for laser tag.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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