Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
These tits shall not be calmed
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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