Porn is love you can see.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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