Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
wanna go halves on a baby?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
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if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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