Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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