it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.