me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.