I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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