My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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