I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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