Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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