It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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