I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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