i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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