I don't think brook has ever known best
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
party gras won. party gras always wins.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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