So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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