if you like me you must not know who I am
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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