i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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