so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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