its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm going to jail i love you
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
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she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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