just come out here and I will go home with you...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
